Chicken
So I have to be honest, I don't like chicken. I think it's weird. It's a funny color compared to the other meats. Plus, I'm afraid of salmonella. No one needs to give themselves food poisoning more than once in a lifetime. But it has a couple of annoying qualities that keeps it around: it's healthy; it's inexpensive; and, other people seem like it. So there's always some in the freezer, because I think adults are supposed to keep a package of chicken in the freezer. It's in the handbook. Problems always arise when I take it out of the freezer to defrost. I take it out the night before I want to use it and put it in the refrigerator, just like my mom taught me (see, I really did pay attention). Again, because I fear salmonella, I'm afraid to defrost it in the microwave. And no, I don't know why. I just am. Moving on. Once it's defrosted, I usually face a major problem: there's too much of it. I know that yo...