Chicken
So I have to be honest, I don't like chicken.  I think it's weird.  It's a funny color compared to the other meats.  Plus, I'm afraid of salmonella.  No one needs to give themselves food poisoning more than once in a lifetime.  But it has a couple of annoying qualities that keeps it around: it's healthy; it's inexpensive; and, other people seem like it.  So there's always some in the freezer, because I think adults are supposed to keep a package of chicken in the freezer.  It's in the handbook.   Problems always arise when I take it out of the freezer to defrost.  I take it out the night before I want to use it and put it in the refrigerator, just like my mom taught me (see, I really did pay attention).  Again, because I fear salmonella, I'm afraid to defrost it in the microwave.  And no, I don't know why.  I just am.  Moving on.   Once it's defrosted, I usually face a major problem: there's too much of it.  I know that yo...